Here are the rules:
1. Choose 10 of your characters
2. Answer the questions.
3. Tag 4 or more people

1.) Xiao (Animaniacs)
2.) Morrick (Warcraft)
3.) Treyton (FMA)
4.) Lisossa (Warcraft)
5.) 008 (Megaman ZX)
6.) Abby (Megaman ZX)
7.) Cadogath (Behind the Looking Glass)
8.) Hanako (Digimon)
9.) Darien (Digimon)
10.) Ellane (Warcraft)

1. 4 and 2 are swimming, and 4 sees a shark. What does 4 do?
Lisossa, as a priest, would probably watch Morrick (sadly, also a priest) who can't save himself albeit for a very manly bubble. While he flailed in agony, re-casting PW:Shield on himself and panicking in terror, she would more than likely laugh. Once finished, make the shark crap itself to death from sheer fear and return to take credit for the kill.

2. 3 gets kidnapped by a clown who will eat his/her soul. Who comes to rescue him/her?
Treyton (FMA OC) begins crying out for his mother (who is dead, but they don't need to do this) in hopes that they will take pity on his poverty-ridden self and let him go. Though when that doesn't work, it's Morrick to the rescue.

3. Who would 2 rather kiss? 5, 1, or 7?
Morrick is a manly man! There's no denying this! He reeks of manly man-scents and man-looks that are exceedingly manly. Any man wants a strong woman! It's 008 (#5) of course-- who proceeds to break his jaw, then his arm, then his neck, then both legs, then his spine, then...

4. 6 and 4 are about to fall off a cliff. 9 can only save one of them. Who does he/she rescue?
Darien saves the sweet girl. Hands down. He's a nice guy, and nice guys need nice girls. Otherwise they cry like spanked infants. Lisossa is not only human, but will probably vaporize him and say she saved herself without any help.

5. Who is 10's idol?
Because every girl wants a hot and bothered picture of Arthas Menethil on their bedroom wall.

6. What is a strange habit that 4 has that would make 8 uncomfortable?
She exists.

7. What scares 9 the most?
Never finding that special someone and always being judged because of his sexuality, rather than who he is as a person. Also, Maeda Takeshi, the bully at school that beats him up for that same reason.

8. 1 is being held at gunpoint. What does 10 do?
"Bang bang, he shot me down.
Bang bang, I hit the ground.
Bang bang, that awful sound.
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.
Bye, bye! See you on the other side."

9. 6 is given a choice on how he/she gets to die: Being struck by lightning, getting his/her throat sliced, or drowning. Which do he/she chose?
Well, Abby's a paraplegic so it' not like she can do anything about any of those things, kthx. She would probably cry big, British tears and make someone else choose her death for her. Then say a prayer and tell someone to tell her friends/family that she loves them.

10. Why would 2 want to kill 9?
He's human. Morrick hates to admit it, but he's racist against humans.

11. Why would 8 get arrested?
Public indecency. No contest. No further discussion.

12. The evil clown comes back and is now after 5. The clown chases 5 into a vacant building, and is about to eat his/her soul. Will 2 help 5?
008 would virtually obliterate every molecule in the evil clown's body just by yelling at it, let alone the physical violence that would follow. If matter could be scientifically destroyed, she could do it with her lungs. By the time Morrick arrived, the entire city block would be completely leveled and she would be standing in the rubble enjoying a delicious chocolate snack.

"Hey, can I get me some of that pudding cup?"
"Fuck off, medieval faggot!"

13. Here is a message for 3 : THE PURPLE ELEPHANTS ARE COMING!
"Awesome! Can I ride it? I'll keep it in my barn!"
"You don't have a barn, Treyton."
"Then we'll keep it in Roy's Office!"

14. 10 is asked to star in his/her own show! What does he/she make the show about?
Primetime: "506 Ways to Gut Your Nemesis and Cook the Innards in a Soup for Mom".

15. A kangaroo wearing boxing gloves punches 1 in the gut.
She would gasp, then ask Wakko to borrow a set of boxing gloves from his gadget bag to spar with it! She probably wouldn't win, but she'd try!

16. Who is the one person 2 trusts?
Himi (his wife), Marone (his sister), Beeji (his troll friend).

17. A bag of bricks is about to fall on 1 and she/he doesn't know it. 3 sees the bricks coming at him/her. What does 3 do?
Xiao would try to run and hide while Treyton jumped in to try to take the hit. He'd fall under the waterfall of bricks and usually get injured. If he managed to crawl out of it, Xiao would be waiting with a bandaid and a thank you.

18. Of all the girls here, which one wants to kill 4?
Xiao would attempt to make friends with her, only to have her heart broken knowing that Lisossa is a heinous mana-sucking being of pure energy. Ergo, she will frown and go play elsewhere.

008 is all brute strength. She hates everything just because she can. If anyone would be able to handle it, 008 would. She's a brick shithouse with a futuristic A.I powersuit to back her up. She'd kill Lisossa if she were on the Guardian HQ's maverick list immediately to prove her superiority over Metalman- and if not, she'd do it for the thrill.

Abby would try to befriend her, trying to convince 008 (her suit's A.I) that it's better to talk than to resort to violence.

Cadogath is related to the Mad Hatter. She is literally 'as mad as a hatter', therefore will probably only care (or have the attention span to care) for about 13.00673 seconds before finding interest in talking chalk dust.

Hanako is too intelligent and social adept to get involved with a spell-slinging psychopath.

Ellane is a bully child, but easily is swayed to do things. She couldn't kill her if she wanted to.

19. 7 is gonna go on a cruise! But the cruise is set in hurricane season!
Man the lifeboats, where are those violin guys...?

So you want to draw something for you? No problem, as long as you take a good look at these FAQs before you note me. It would be a shame to have you note me and ask me a question that's already answered here. That would get your note deleted and it would be sad. Shall we?

Will you draw me something for free?
Generally, no. If I decide to draw your character, it's a gift. If you ask, it's a request, and I don't have time for requests these days. Unless you trade me, or pay me real money, I can't do much for you.

Want to do an art trade?
If my status says that I'm open for an art trade, sure! I enjoy drawing new characters and concepts. However, there are a few exceptions to this. I work very hard on my trades, therefore if I draw your character and fully CG it (common for me to do), I expect your half to be done well too.

It's unfortunate, but I have been conned into trades before that I'll spend 8 hours working on a piece and give it to them, and they've drawn me a freaking stick figure on notebook paper and scanned it. Please humor me, here. Please note that those that have commissioned me for a piece of art will always receive their work before those that trade. Money speaks, yo.

Can I commission you for a drawing?
If my status says that I'm available for them, you bet! If you have something particular in mind that you're looking for, feel free to note me and tell me about it. It's easier to discuss prices in private, but if you're looking for a ballpark figure for basic commission prices:

Sketch & BW Line: 10$ +
Full-color CG: 25$-ish +

All commissions must be paid with check or cash, please. Payment must be received before print will be sent out via mail.

I prefer to draw things such as...
. sonic-styled anthro
. animaniacs and/or cartoon concepts
. cute characters with bright colors, etc.
. anime genres and/or related OCs



These requests are not acceptable...
. questionable content involving lolicon/shota
. mechs/gundam/mecha
. borderline disgusting/violent acts.

I thank you for your time! Check my status and see if I'm currently available for your trade/commission in the box to the side. I look forward to hearing from you. :3